Sunday, Jul. 04, 2004 - 9:27 am - Ode to an Assclown

Why did I ever think you were different from the rest? / God knows, you couldn't pass the simplest test

Did your Mom drop you repeatedly on your head? / Is that why you think you can jump in and outta my bed?

You got more than your fair share of chances / And couldn't control your lustful glances

I'm sure you think I'm an angry shrew / Ahaha, this is probably quite true

But you're nothing more than one of the little boy whores / I find all of you to be dull, lacking and bores

So zip up your pants and move it along / Find someone else to be impressed with your shlong

I've finally relegated you to the land of players and jerks / From me you'll no longer receive any dirty perks

I only regret not following Tori's good advice / She saw through you with one quick roll of the dice

The joke was on me, but I'm older and wiser now / And come to think of it, I never needed you anyhow

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